You see a beautiful woman pass by you, riding a black beauty, and you think to yourself, “I just have to be with her.” We’re talking about the woman, not the horse!
Joking aside, if she’s riding a horse, then it’s clear she’s an animal lover, so that’s already one box checked. Right now, you think she’s your dream girl.
But if you haven’t dated a horse lover, then you should know this is going to be a new experience for you.
So, before you ask her out on a date, it’s important you read our dating for horse lovers guide:
You’ll need a strong stomach
Not because of her, because of the horse. Well, after riding she’s not going to smell like a field of flowers. But this is what comes with the package!
If she has a horse, chances are she’s going to be spending a lot of her time in the barn, too. On the one hand, it’s nice she’s independent and has her passions. But on the other hand, she’s going to smell like a horse sometimes.
She’ll always have a horse
If she’s spent this many years having a horse, she’s not going to give it up for you. Listen, she doesn’t have a dog; she has a giant horse! Whoever goes out of their way to raise, train, ride and pay to have a horse is a huge animal lover.
If you wash your hands after petting a cat or gag when a dog licks your hand, then you’re entering the wrong world.
Because at the end of the day, the horse isn’t going anywhere.
You’ll wear the title of a horse boyfriend
If you date a horse woman, there’s no other way around it. It’s like owning a dog. No one knows the name of the owners; they only remember the dog’s name.
The same thing goes for horses. You’ll be known as the boyfriend of Lola’s owner. But there are worse things you could be called, right?
The horse comes first
She may really like you, even love you, but you have to accept that you’ll come in a strong second place…after the horse.
Sorry fellas, but horses are a lot of work – you’ve seen how big they are!
She’ll spend most of her time taking care of it. If you’re someone who enjoys his own time, then this will work out perfectly. But, if you’re someone who requires as much attention as her horse, you’re not going to get it.
Horses aren’t cheap
It’s not like having a goldfish. Horses require a lot of resources. If you’re planning on having a serious relationship with her, you’ll need to understand that horses are expensive to care and house.
The good thing is horse women are already aware of the financial commitment of having a horse. They’re not looking for someone to hand them money. But they are looking for someone who will appreciate their passion.
So, what do you say?
Do you have what it takes to date a horse woman? Have you already been with one? We’d really like to hear from you in the comments below!